You and Me

Alex,




We Met...









...We fell in love...







...and then we got married.





I'll love you now and forever. And don't ever forget...

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you. So please don't take my sunshine away."

Forever and For Always yours,

Kath

Better than I expected

I ordered a wife from the Tute Factory
They said it'd take a few years
She'll be ready at twenty-three
"Do you want the pierced ears?"

See the Tute Factory builds wives on the go
Tell them what you want
They never say no
So I gave them my list
It went something like this

I'll need a lot of funny
Throw in some big eyes
Doesn't need a lot of money
Don't want one that lies

Add a sprinkle of giggle
I'll need a lot of "tute"
A cute nose that wiggles
And of course a nice "boot"

All the workers got started
"It may be a while"
I said that I'll wait
And I left with a smile

Then true to their word
Twenty-three years aft
They presented me my wife
"Your bride sir, it's Kath"

Tomorrow...

I marry the love of my life!