Reasons why it is so hard being a famous couple...

1) We have to wear baseball caps and sunglasses whenever we are out together.
2) We constantly are getting phone calls and emails asking very personal questions.
3) We are forced to live in two different states to keep the paper's level down.
4) Everyone hates us because we are beautiful.
5) They are all jealous of our colorful romance.
6) We have to call each other code names (i.e. snuggle bunny, love bug)
7) We have to ignore those stories about us in the tabloids.
8) We have to use payphones because they tap our phone lines.
9)We have trouble making time for one another flying back and forth from Chicago and LA between the press releases and news junkets.
10) I made everything up because I need a creative outlet and my boyfriend was recently in the news for making a huge difference in our community where everyone thought it was impossible.

*Way to go Alex* You make you rock'n'Roll girlfriend proud!;)